Deans of Dishonesty is a realtime strategy (RTS) game where you, a dean at a university, must get more cash. It's about time for cash from the state government to flow down to the university. You have realized that other departments are taking lots of cash. This is when you have a great idea: overwork people in the other departments so they quit. Your friends over in engineering have created plans for a work cannon. This is when you have another great idea: shoot work at people in the other departments. Somehow, the other departments learn of the plot. Let the work wars begin.